this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2024
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

the background is stale

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh, that's what getting pegged is. I wanna get hella pegged now. Getting pegged looks awesome.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

I no longer wish to be pegged

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Getting pegged currently, im so pegged out right now

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I don't think I can get peg nog :3

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This like a root bear float? I wonder what soda would taste best with egg nog flavored ice cream.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

root bear

Is that a bear that eats roots?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I've been drinking egg nog with lemon-lime soda for over 20 years, so I imagine it would be pretty good with egg nog ice cream as well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Probably cream soda

[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Way back in the 90s when I was a teenager I got home from school one day right around Christmas time and discovered my father had, for some reason, locked himself in the bathroom and refused to come out. He was in there for at least an hour and when he eventually did come out he went right back in again a few minutes later, and this happened several times.

After some convincing he finally admitted that he'd come home from work and consumed an entire carton of eggnog along with a whole jar of black olives over the course of about an hour and a half and had nearly shit his pants, just barely making it to the bathroom in time.

We never did discover what had compelled him to do such a thing

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

love noodles. Thanks for posting!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

Maybe he just wanted to avoid the family for the whole night.