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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fake it till you make it. That’s what everyone else does.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

This is unfortunately the way of the world, the only difference between you and the others, is, that many people do not feel like charlatans, and believe their own bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Welcome to the teeter totter of employment. Best you can do is be 100% honest about your situation and hope they are looking for that more than a sheepskin

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But you DO have a PhD. Claiming it is somehow not valid is a criticism of the establishment that awarded it to you. You're just suffering from impostor syndrome, that's all.

Also, no employer will consider someone fresh out of education, even someone with a PhD, to have vast quantitites of useful real-world experience, so even declaring a PhD won't see you land your first job with the expectations that you'll ace every bit of it from day one.

It's good that you realise you know nothing. That is both accurate and useful. But don't take it too far. What your PhD proves is that you have an ability to learn, understand and communicate, and THAT is what employers are looking for.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What your PhD proves is that you have an ability to learn, understand and communicate, and THAT is what employers are looking for.

Yes! It also shows the ability of straight hard work. It's easy to come out of college with a degree or two and not learn this. I've only got a BA in math so i have no idea what it takes, but i would imagine earning a PhD is on a different level of work ethic.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Plot twist: they’re applying for a barista position.

[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I feel like you all are misplaying your hands. Find contractors that work for the govt.

They can bill the govt much higher rates because you have a PhD. They don't have to pay you the extra. You could literally tell them that. Pay me at a junior rate and keep the difference until I prove I'm worth more.

You'd be straight revenue/profit for them. and it gets your foot in the door and you start getting actual experience.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This. As someone who runs a consulting business that works extensively with New Space startups doing business with big aerospace contractors and government entities, my only question is "What's your PHD in?"

We probably won't need you to really do much work. Just learn about our projects and come to meetings so you can talk about them. Heck, I'll write you scripts and give you a sheet of the softball ass questions we expect and the answers to them we want you to give.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Could you tell me more? I’m in this situation and would love to learn more.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Say you spent it working in McDonald’s. They won’t bother checking.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

unrealistic, everyone knows mcdonalds only hires other people, never yourself.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Same goes for ToysRUs or Radio Shack— the absence of findable evidence would work for you here

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Yes! That’s the mememe

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Just... Say that you have a bachelor's degree and that's it? You really have it anyway for fuck's sake!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The question is how to explain a five year gap in employment.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

"i was caring for my dying family member."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Skills based resume format rather than a chronological format. If they still ask just say the intervening years weren't relevant to the position.

[–] [email protected] 220 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

My advice for anyone in a similar situation is to go for a job in a different field.
Tell them that you reached the goals you had set for yourself in your previous field (PhD, published peer reviewed works etc). Tell them that you feel it is time for you to explore other fields and that you have an affinity with the one you're applying in. Then tell them the most important thing you learned during your previous endeavors: you have the capacity to learn and adapt

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm following this dude from now on. Who knows when he burps out another wisdom nugget from his mouth.

Edit: I'm following this dude/gal/person/dragon/alien/chair from now on. Who knows when he/she/they/it burps out another wise nugget from his/her/their/its mouth.

Still learning to be all inclusive. It'll take me a while.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

they burps out

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Man, that edit is super weird lol

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Don't worry, I'm pretty sure dude has basically become a gender neutral term at this point

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It won't be gender neutral until a straight man can say he hooked up with some dude last night and not be assumed gay.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

well they already can, cooperative fishing FTW

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Woah, good point! I guess I didn't think of it that way

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It’s actually gander neutral now. We’re all just silly geese.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

untitled gender

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
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