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Seriously, I doubt it would even take that long. We get used to shit so quickly, and the news cycles have to keep feeding us new things, the only way we'd keep talking about the aliens if they kept doing new and interesting things. I'd be willing to bet a year later there would be some people who straight up forgot about it. "Oh yeah, aliens! Are they gonna, like, visit at some point or just keep exchanging calls with the Whitehouse?"

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The speed of light is so slow as to make communication difficult. The best possiple case is they are about four light years away meaning a round trip question and answer is eight years. That is best case and those stars are generally thought to not be likely to have life. 20 light years gives the first possibility of life.

Which is to say we will never establish communication as you think of it. Instead we become aware of each other and send what we guess is of interest. maybe we ask questions but odds are a question sent is no longer relavent by the time we get an answeri

even the above is a best possible case. If we become aware of life there, is a good chance it is extinct long ago but evidence is just reaching us. The universe is that large*

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think it depends on what they have to say…

Honestly; “You’re not alone “ would fuel philosophy for a hundred years…

“Worship our noodles” would start as many holy wars.

“We’ve been trying to reach you about…”

4chan would explode

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I just strongly doubt that. Firstly, heaps of people would be dressing as aliens for Halloween and thus talking about it.

Secondly, there's just way too many follow up questions, about them, their culture, their home, their tech, their goals, their language, their biology, the impact they've already had in our history, who knew and who didn't, etc.

So many fields would begin looking into it and throwing up new angles and facts for people to chew over.

Just think of how much time christians would devote to converting aliens to jeebus.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Hard disagree. Yes, all the other crazy bullshit would continue, but aliens are here among us isn’t something that would just go away.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah. It would trigger a shit storm in 10 years time we wouldn't spend all day every day talking about the day we found out aliens existed, we would be talking about the ongoing wars arising as a result of their tech or some other thing.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm with you. Yes, people acclimate to all kinds of things, but sentient aliens are going to take more than a few days.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

People will absolutely have a hard shit about it when it happens, but I think that, after so much sci-fi exposure in our culture, humanity (or, most of it) would be able to wrap their heads around the idea of extra-terrestrial aliens. Unfortunately, a lot would probably just see them the same way they see any other “aliens”, and be xenophobic (or exoxenophobic as the case may be) jerks about it.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

The news media talks about whatever increases shareholder value. That's why they...

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T-t-that's why they... always tell the truth, of course!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

People would probably be like are they going to pay my bills? No? Whatever.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

❤️ Zebu!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I would hope aliens, being intelligent, would communicate with other humans before they get to government representatives. We'd probably never hear from them again.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tomorrow? Oh, so you already forgot the announcement from last month? Well, I mean I guess we have a lot of our own stuff going on right now…

/s?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Aliens would be so confused if they tried communicating with the white house.

December: "Ahoy-hoy!"

January: "New pres, who dis?"

Aliens: "Huh?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

stupid aliens never heard of jobs or mortality apparently!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

General population: I do agree with you. They'd be looking at the next shiney new celebrity scandal or whatever. But there would also be some people who would act like a dog with a bone and not lose interest in the aliens. Scientists and UFOlogists and such.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Shit I'm just a regular dude but I'd be absolutely enthralled with the notion of aliens.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This makes me feel bad. But to be fair humans are generally really adaptable. And don't confuse what the news is talking about with what people are thinking.

Well written, OP.

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