I do like the bathtubs texture actually.
this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2024
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos
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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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The lighting makes this look like an underground bunker. The deco make it all the better
live laugh liao
I'm intrigued by that towel around the bath
Damn, had mistaken that for some bizarre moulded effect, inspired by seashells.
But it is just a peach beach towel with a ridged weave.
So disappointed.
After a while, you learn to live, laugh, love it.
Ah, what did I came here to do again?
W A S H
Oh yeah...
This looks like a player house in final fantasy 14
If only it would auto demolish after a month of no one going inside
When you're a rich Lolita.
Or a drag queen.
The chairs and table are pushed up to the wall. Yeah, you can pull it to the center of the room when using it, but it feels impractical and emphasizes that it’s boxed in. The greatest crime, however, is words. Laugh, Love, WASH?! I was gonna grant a pass until I saw the last one. Stop it.
immediately calls to mind
This is far too small and standard British working class to be a McMansion. I do love that sub though. There’s one on lemmy too: [email protected]
Thanks for the heads-up about the community
oh ya about the garish design more than architecture
the wristwatch on the wall really pulls it all together. in 20 years ppl will hang smartwatches on their wall
this has to be AI generated, the perspectives in that bathroom are fucekd up and too many parts are unnaturally blurry
Ooh good catch
I think the bathroom is just really small, and so the picture was taken with a fish eye lens so they could get everything in the photo
What is with this trend of having bows or handles on the backs of chairs? Why? Just why?
I assumed the handles are for chairs that are overly heavy and hard to grip.
I’ve only seen bows on chairs at wedding receptions. Not my taste for a wedding. Definitely not my taste for my dining room.
It makes it appear like someone has just been gifted a set of chairs they've not unwrapped yet.
I've seen worse. My coworker and I had been booked into an AirBnB once, as hotels were all full. We've been told "One bed and one couch" - not good, but works in a pinch. Wrong. It was one double bed in the flat of an absolute, over the top gay males couple. Not only was the double bed a thing we would not accept, but the worst was that the room was all over decorated with pictures of naked men. NOPE. Not our style.
So we went bed-hunting, and were extremely lucky to find two hotel rooms that had been cancelled by someone else that day. When we sent in the invoices to the accouting department, they were not happy - Why would we book hotel rooms if there was a booked and paid AirBnB? I sent them two photos I had taken of the AirBnB room, and they paid the hotel bill without any more questions.
The OTT decor makes it sound like the whole purpose of AirBnB'ing is to see if any guys who stay there might be down to fuck.
Cool if that's your personal space but not so cool when it's an AirBnB anyone could be staying in.
I don't think I'd feel comfortable with that, and I say that as someone who is pretty gay.
I kinda like the sliced ham carpet.
That's just sliced ham.
I'd call this style Gypsy Glitter Vomit
It's Miss Piggy's basement bachelorette pad.
Yes ... Or mariah carey
Is this person related to Liberace by chance?
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