It's a lot harder than it sounds. I tried to cent an entire pede one time by following a wikihow article. It didn't work out at all. All that happened was I accidently built a shelf and then got my dick stuck in the cieling fan.

"pédé" is a bad word for homosexual males in french (I think it translates to faggot), so I got this really wrong at first

Do we mean spray it with some form of perfume, or turn it into a scent?

Cause I feel like the latter is somewhere in the background of the movie "Perfume".

I got send a pede before.

It turns little black worms into scent a pedes

As a scented pede I approve

Like alice in wonderland

Don't ignore the people that want to mill a pede. All those pede mills making me sick.

OP you have to be my favorite username to see on lemmy when I'm looking for a good entertaining post. Keep up the quality memes!