this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

What are you doing wrong? Well, we can certainly rule out the website you’re frequently on.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

“Stemfag” term might be a start.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Came here to say this exact thing. Crazy to me how people can use weird ass terms like this and not understand why people are put off

[–] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago

What even funnier to me is how people think this is how he would talk irl.

Just like people jumping on someone for saying something like "bitches be trippin"

"MaYbE iF yOu DiDnT rEfEr To ThEm As BiTcHeS"

Like bruh yeah I'm really out here only using bitch to refer to women

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I feel so fucking old when my birth year starts with 19.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Even older when the next digit isn't a 9.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Sir, I am going to have to ask you to get off of my lawn.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I have some money and don't eat like shit now, why no women?

If your personality's garbage, no woman is going to want to be with you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Nah I'm sure calling science students "stemfags" and generally acting like a 4chan dickwad is super attractive to the ladies

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Why can't Americans just be normal and use the metric system rather than some shit like 5'11 120 lbs? What the heck is that

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sorry thats 1.8E9nm tall and 8.5 stone. Hope thats easier for you to understand

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The stone isn't since it's not metric but the height legitimately is since I can just drop the e9 and get a reasonable height.

Since, yknow, metric makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

lemmy not letting delete comments forever sucks. I just double posted by accident man!