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Off by one solitude (fed.dyne.org)

submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Even if the table is correct the instruction needs to be more precise. Is it table header or table body and in which table column?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

they were never meant to be together, they would confuse the hell out of each other. Imagine they have two kids and she says pick kid[1] from the school, then what?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Child Overflow Error

Edit: oh wait you said two kids, nvm

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

Hol' up!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 13 hours ago

I think children go in dictionaries so you can look them to via name (key).

[–] [email protected] 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

1st table is not equal to table 01 because there no 0st table

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago

0th (only first gets the -st ending; only second gets its end)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 20 hours ago

IS THIS Love Advice From the Great Duke of Hell??

(it's a webcomic, I loved the story)

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