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submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

they were never meant to be together, they would confuse the hell out of each other. Imagine they have two kids and she says pick kid[1] from the school, then what?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Child Overflow Error

Edit: oh wait you said two kids, nvm

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

Hol' up!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago

I think children go in dictionaries so you can look them to via name (key).