Day-soup! Ah-ah-ah!
this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2024
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Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?
Oh geez, now I can't wait to use this to creep my next waitress out, complete with Groucho eyebrow lifts.
Cheese cream.inside italian vread with wine! Amazing. Just make sure your bathroom is reachable.next day
Mock Turtle Soup of course. https://youtu.be/FWxFsJUlBbw
I personally prefer Cary Grant humiliating himself than Eric Idle, but your mileage may vary...
I thought my link was Gene Wilder?
Oh is it? My mistake.
What about Gene Wilder humiliating himself?
My favorite would be John Gielgud, but I couldn't find an image.
Of course it exists. Here is your seductive soup of the night:
Friend, imma go ahead and say don't stick your dick in that
You cannot rush things with an onion soup! It's best enjoyed with lengthy foreplay, such as gentle blow, or delicately teasing the crust.
Imma go ahead and say don't stick your dick in any soup. Except maybe gazpacho.
Naming your spoon or fork "dick" is a funny move and could make for some interesting sentences.
After ferociously licking the tasty juices from my dick I layed it down in the sink to wash it later.
Has anybody seen my dick? Aha, there it is, in your mouth!
However, "I used the slotted dick to stir the pasta" leads to many questions.
That's why it's provocative, no one knows what it means.
Fool, you gotta let that shit SOAK. Lol, well played, friend.