Microblog Memes

"He's resting. Probably pining for the fjords."

"He's not pining, E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! E's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch, he'd be pushing up daisies! It's metabolic processes are now 'istory! E's off the twig! E's kicked the bucket, shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!"

I’m 37 I’m not old…

It's just memes broken out by who was under 30 when they became popular.

My hovercraft is full of eels.

I don't know if I should be more proud or disgusted that I was able to parse that entire thing.

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

Also, are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Skibidi-nii

It's strange as a german zoomer who grew up watching Gronkh

Punctuation. Use it.

People who "make" a lot of memes are the internet equivalent of that really obnoxious kid in middle school in the 90s who couldn't go a full five minutes without quoting the Simpsons/South Park/SpongeBob.

On a side note, what's the show(s) that obnoxious middle schoolers quote nowadays? Can't imagine it's still those 3

loves its* brainrot

Commas people, we have them for a reason!

*its

I love that they keep coming up with dumb slang cause there's only so much mileage you can get out of the dumb slang you had growing up.

My friends and I still quote Monty Python to each other. Embrace tradition.

Oh okay. Cool

I enjoyed all of that, so maybe I just like braindead bullshit.

I almost went into academia.

As an old fart, I like saying some of the brainrot to Gen Alphas that I know so that it makes them cringe hard. Sometimes in context, sometimes out of context depending on my mood.

I think this round is where I've peaced out, but part of me is interested to see what comes next

But I grew up only 1 degree removed from nerds incessantly quoting Monty Python at each other, so obviously that's the sweet spot and everything past that is bad and wrong

I ... But... Whatttttt

That parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It is an ex-parrot!

Monty Python bits were funny!

They are still funny, but they were then too.