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Gotta pray fast! (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Well, the two do have some things in common.

They both want you to follow them.

They want to lead you from chaos and danger.

They focus on helping the needy.

They can make food magically appear.

People love making art of when they got nailed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So who gets to be Tails?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Either Judas or Peter, probably.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Big Werner the Herzog energy

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

It's Buddy the Christ.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Christ" means "anointed" or "the anointed one", so "the Christ" actually kinda works

...but since "anointed" means to put oil on something, does that make Jesus the Christ fast as greased lightning?

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Before opening: this better be the oily Josh post

Edit: excellent

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

GOTTA GO FAST (for lent)