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TIL about this list.

https://www.imdb.com/list/ls524521394/

Mia Farrow with 14 kids. (Impressive!)

And DMX with 17 kids.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Kid on the bottom right has a backwards hand; thumb on the wrong side. Also a ridiculously long arm. Kid on Dad's lap is a Kuato growing out of his leg.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Legit looks like German prewar propaganda.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everybody wants a tradwife but nobody wants a tradhusband 😔 /s

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

What about those kids? You can only divide your attention so much.... And the world we live in? I wouldn't wish it on anyone let alone willingly bring someone into it. Fuckin' breeders...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Their fantasy is seeing a barefoot and pregnant woman washing dishes and who's never had an orgasm.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Serving her family is orgasm enough!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Serving the will of The Lord! Which just so happens to be the will of the male head of the house. One and the same.

Stockholm Syndrome and they don't even know it.

"Well that does NOT look like a coincidence to me! God doesn't make mistakes!": most evangelicals, with their leave-brain-at-door-and-pick-up-your-crayons medieval "logic".

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My political views

20-year-old wife with seven children each born less than nine months apart?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

growth vat supporter spotted

lose the chains of flesh

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And with between 2-7 fingers

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Per hand... right?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

A natural consequence of inbreeding.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Both usernames checkout

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

The man will work 12 hour days at some menial job and the wife will spend all day trapped with kids. Probably get divorced at some point because they find out the stress of everything has sucked the romance out of their marriage. The oldest won't talk to one of the parents and the youngest will think it's their fault.

This worked back in the old times because at least 2 or so of those kids would die from disease or war. There was cheapish land to go around to be on a farm or have some business. You probably had at least a three bedroom house and it allowed for some privacy. Also, families might help out each other so there could be some support.

It's a load of shit to think this will happen the way you want. If this did happen, it would probably be some commune that is labelled as a capitalistic paradise and where every one should be. In reality, it would be forced communism with extra steps and new branding. Think company towns mixed with Handmaid's Tale-type woman subjugation. Oh, the freedom is so bright that it burns.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Mia Farrow with 14 kids. (Impressive!)

Only 4 are biological kids. Rest are adopted.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

And DMX with and DMX with 17.

I mean, he tried to warn ya

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Still impressive. We have 2 kids and boy are they a lot of work

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Celebrities often pay for full time nannies and such. It's pretty unlikely that they are actually taking care of the kids themselves.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My political views are whatever this is.

Well, this is poverty. Vote GOP and they'll help you achieve it!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

but also ironically the stereotypical american dream was only feasible for a short time thanks to the work of unions, which would be decried as horrible communists in modern america, and frankly the whole concept has a lot of socialist undertones in general which people love to ignore.

It was thanks to strong union movements that people had such wealth, ever since the unions got beaten into a pulp workers have been paid less and less and at this point the idea of one dude supporting a spouse and 3 kids is fucking hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I literally know hundreds of families with more kids than that and a spouse without any income, and I'm one of them. These are construction workers, small business owners (trades), union electricians and the like, engineers, accountants, etc. They live in modest homes in outer suburbs or rural areas. They/I live pretty frugally of course, but saying it's impossible or "hilarious" is simply wrong. I don't know what to tell you, except that its just not true.

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