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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

If they called them "hot boxes" instead of "gas chambers," i think the public support might be stronger.

"Hey Chad, we're going light up this joint and gas chamber Alex's car, want in?"

just doesn't work as well.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

They have those at airports.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

he would use previously donated public telephone booth

who is donating used telephone booths to a hospital

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (4 children)

What do you do with your used telephone booths?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

None of your business what I do with them!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I call my used telephone booth guy, of course.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anyone ever wonder how Superman actually changed in one of those things without destroying everything in there?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

No. But I will now.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

actually they would probably be a pretty good hotbox

Now I'm not sure if the Plan of the Hospital won't backfire

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The booths will be equipped with lock sensors which detect smoke. When smoke in such booths disappears, the doors will be automatically unlocked and defiant smokers can then leave the booths, he wrote.

Why not? If it's too hard to leave the hospital to smoke, then what's the problem with having a smokeroom?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because he's locking them in a room without air circulating.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Smokers have options. They can not smoke, smoke in the booth, or walk 50 feet away from the hospital to smoke.

Why should sick people be inhaling their tar breath?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Fire hazard? Nahhhhh

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That's a lot of money wasted on idiots with a stupid habit

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Yes but rates are very high in Asia so you have to work with what you currently have.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Maj Gen Dr Rienthong Nanna, the director of the private hospital in the capital's Laksi district, wrote on his Facebook account on Sunday that he would use previously donated public telephone booths to discipline anyone who defies the smoking ban at his hospital.

At least they were donated booths.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Good point.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I see an absolute win