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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It took me a few years to figure these are D&D related.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It too me ten years or so to figure these weren't only mud related. I had heard of D&D but I played a lot of muds in the early 90's. Also at one time or another I'm most of those above.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

What if you use the bag clip, but then slash the side of the bag with a knife to show dominance?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

the... the bottle hack is for things like popcorn kernels that you can pour...

whoever closes a bread with the bottle hack is the true evil hiding in plain sight

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Isn't all of it evil, because they bought bread in a plastic bag? Use a paper bag. And if the bread gets hard, steam it, bake it, and its fresh again.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In grocery stores in many parts of the US at least, it is extremely hard not to find bread in plastic bags. Even the one of 3 near me that has its own bakery puts the bread in a plastic bag, and then in another bag that is paper with a plastic "window", and the paper part has a PE wax lining for god knows what reason.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I use a bread box and still put the bread in its original bag with the original clip.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

True lawful good. Bread box alone is chaotic evil disguised as lawful good.

Bread box doesn't preserve air retention or protect against anything smaller than a mouse (roaches, air borne nasties).

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

Does anyone still have a bread box? I assume it’s to stop rodents, but hopefully most people don’t have rodents in their house. Does a bread box do anything else, or is that another technology that can fade into history?

Edit: TIL;

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I have one! I love it, it's got a magnetic door my cat can't open is one of my best purchases ever. I use it for baked goods, though, not bread. It's too humid where I am to keep bread fresh at room temperature.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I bought bread box once but every time we used it the bread wouldn’t last 3 days. Can anyone explain why that was?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Where does “twist and pull back over the loaf” fall? Same as twist and tuck essentially?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Its really just the best method no need for some stupid ass bottle cap. But it seals it just as well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Yeah, it's really just chaotic neutral but fancier.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This image is fairly old, and I have disagreed with it from the get go. Chaotic evil is tying as many knots as possible, forcing one to cut the bag open.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Chaotic evil is leaving the bag wide open .... in the freezer ... behind the three bags of frozen fries ... for three weeks .... but it's the only bread you have at 11pm on a Saturday night and you don't feel like doing or getting anything else to make you sandwich.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

After licking every slice.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Hate this diagram because who uses a bread box without any of the other non-chaotic evil options.

Chaotic neutral and lawful good is the GOAT

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Drop the bread box and just gently squish the entire loaf before twisting and tucking to basically vacuum seal it. That's my GOAT

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

This. For soft crumb American sandwich sliced bread, you want as little air circulation as possible, balanced only by not crushing the loaf. A bread box is a quaint place to toss the bread once you squish the air out, but without the bag it's basically the same as the chaotic evil option.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Either lawful or chaotic neutral depending on whether I can find the clip again. But I doubt it matters since I store it in the freezer and heat the slices I need when I need them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

same here. or if it's down to the last couple slices, i just don't bother with the clip.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Turns out I am Lawful Evil.

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