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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Allied powers:

UK ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ

USA ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ท

USSR ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ

Angelo ๐Ÿ—ฟ

China ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ

France ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

did... did you piss on the flag of France

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

No it's Banana milkshake that I got in Romania. Or was it Chad... ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

King Julien doesnโ€™t want you to know this but Maurice let Mort loose to turn the tides against the Russians and he has eradicated entire species from this planet. Some villages donโ€™t even have any signs of their existence left, we know they were there but when you give Mort the Panzerschokolade he literally becomes insane and he just leveled them along with anyone and anything living there. It must have been terrifying to witness and I remember I read somewhere that Mort alone was responsible for roughly 20% of all Russian casualties in the war.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This annoys me. It would have taken much less time and effort to post a screenshot instead of a picture of a screen.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Not my pic but yeah.

However it does add to the shitpost vibe

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

who is the red one if the green one is Italy?

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Evil Italy (France)

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Please unblock challenges.cloudflare.com to proceed.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

GIF/clip of Maurice saying "I'm sure this democracy thing is just a fad" from Madagascar 2.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

,Ah. Thank you

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Where's Ireland???

"Lana, I remembered a key detail about the target. He's from a country that was an axis power."

"How did you get Axis power from Ireland???"

"Were they not?"

"THEY WERE NEUTRAL! YOU ASSHOLE!"

"None of this actually matters. I'm actually Canadian."

"WHAT???"

"Yeah. I grew up in Alberta."

[โ€“] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Mauriceโ€™s atrocities were so bad that they donโ€™t even put them in the history books. The Holocaust pales in comparison to the things that Maurice committed.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Even r/spacedicks won't post the historical photos from the aftermath of "The Muarice Massacre".

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They speak of the eastern front and then the western front ..... but no one ever speaks of the Maurice Front

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Because there is no one left to talk...

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some people call me... Maurice.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

๐ŸŽถCause I speak of the pompatus of looooove๐ŸŽถ