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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Damn.

That farmer must have legs for days to have so many calves.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Came into the comments to read about petting baby cows. Left feeling icky. ☹️

Maybe its just cause I'm high, but baby cows are frickin adorable, and now I'm thinking about finding a rancher friend.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Only after they've been washed off. Or dry cleaned. Or whatever, IDK, I'm from Chicago.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

IDK, I'm from Chicago

So you're more familiar with the end stage of the process.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

There's a dairy farm somewhat close to me that let's you pet the cows and watch them get milked. It's pretty cool.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’d prefer it if the cows petted me and watched me get milked

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

There's conventions for that, you just need to bring your own costume.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago

If he's the one popping out calves then she made the right choice.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Someone that doesn't know the mamma has her head down and is contemplating murdering their dumbass.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Friendly reminder that cows are one of the five most lethal mammals (mostly due to there being LOTs of cows, but meh)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Not in terms off K:D ratio

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sure, when you've got the societal and material advantage. Go 1v1 a cow out in a field and you might change your mind. Those things are up to 2,000 pounds of brick shithouse. You might not kill one if you hit it with your car.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are they the highland variant?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

"heeland coo"

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