Damn.
That farmer must have legs for days to have so many calves.
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Damn.
That farmer must have legs for days to have so many calves.
Came into the comments to read about petting baby cows. Left feeling icky. ☹️
Maybe its just cause I'm high, but baby cows are frickin adorable, and now I'm thinking about finding a rancher friend.
Only after they've been washed off. Or dry cleaned. Or whatever, IDK, I'm from Chicago.
IDK, I'm from Chicago
So you're more familiar with the end stage of the process.
There's a dairy farm somewhat close to me that let's you pet the cows and watch them get milked. It's pretty cool.
I’d prefer it if the cows petted me and watched me get milked
There's conventions for that, you just need to bring your own costume.
If he's the one popping out calves then she made the right choice.
Who wants to pet calves?
Someone that doesn't know the mamma has her head down and is contemplating murdering their dumbass.
Friendly reminder that cows are one of the five most lethal mammals (mostly due to there being LOTs of cows, but meh)
Not in terms off K:D ratio
Sure, when you've got the societal and material advantage. Go 1v1 a cow out in a field and you might change your mind. Those things are up to 2,000 pounds of brick shithouse. You might not kill one if you hit it with your car.
Are they the highland variant?
"heeland coo"