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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

A walton butthole.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

You're thinking of their competitor, Hole Foods.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Nobody ever moves their darn cars at fallmart.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

"guys, did that flower just talk..?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

how do they put the carts back

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

perfect joke, no notes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

So, what's the business model here exactly? We've got the cost of rent, the upfront cost of excavating a gigantic bottomless pit the likes of which has never been seen before, the legal team to deal with lawsuits, the PR team to offset the negative press resulting from the pit, the maintenance costs of the building, replenishing the shopping carts, and of course advertising.

Actually yeah, seems doable.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Didn't you see the soda machine? That rakes in the money.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

The soda machine is still $1. This both supports the operation and lures the unaware.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

That’s just the built in business model of all of capitalism.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

He fell for the oldest trick in the book.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Well, I certainly wouldn't pay money for that! ...Is it on-sale?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ah, I didn't enjoy that fall. I think I'll go for the premium fall next time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Next time: Ball-Mart

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The savings are bottomless.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

The sale is endless.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

then Walmart has no doors

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago

Halloween, in January?