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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

A walton butthole.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

You're thinking of their competitor, Hole Foods.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Nobody ever moves their darn cars at fallmart.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

"guys, did that flower just talk..?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

how do they put the carts back

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

perfect joke, no notes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So, what's the business model here exactly? We've got the cost of rent, the upfront cost of excavating a gigantic bottomless pit the likes of which has never been seen before, the legal team to deal with lawsuits, the PR team to offset the negative press resulting from the pit, the maintenance costs of the building, replenishing the shopping carts, and of course advertising.

Actually yeah, seems doable.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Didn't you see the soda machine? That rakes in the money.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

The soda machine is still $1. This both supports the operation and lures the unaware.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

That’s just the built in business model of all of capitalism.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

He fell for the oldest trick in the book.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Well, I certainly wouldn't pay money for that! ...Is it on-sale?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah, I didn't enjoy that fall. I think I'll go for the premium fall next time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Next time: Ball-Mart

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The savings are bottomless.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

The sale is endless.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

then Walmart has no doors

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

Halloween, in January?