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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Hey folks! I am at the hospital with my wife waiting for our child to be born and my wife would like memes. Lots of memes. Stupid ones, funny ones, all manner of memes to distract her and produce happy hormones in her brain. Puns and dad jokes are also very welcome

ETA: seriously, thank you everyone! She's gotten some really hearty chuckles out of this and it's definitely helped keep her mood afloat.

ETA2: y'all are the best, li'l Juniper Mayhem joined us after 24 hours of labor and our sanity would have been in tatters if it weren't for all of you

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Congratulations! You'll both do incredible!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Congrats to you and your wife! I’ve never commented with an image so I hope I’m doing this right:

an image of bees watching a dancing bee with the words "this could have been an email" imposed over it

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

This one is long, so here's just a link to it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That last one, my gosh. Let me tell you about the first time I ate a burrito up here in New England... They gave it to me on a plate. With silverware. And the sauce and cheese on the gd outside.

5 out of 7, perfect comment