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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Our sinuses are so clean

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Need a new ENT doc?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Advanced facial necrosis

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Ha, I immediately recognized the source of this picture. It's from a Madonna music video of '4 minutes' (ca. 1:15 min)

https://youtu.be/aAQZPBwz2CI?t=71

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Teenagers after rolling in yellow #5 at a party.

Fuck yeah topical reference

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Picture of two assholes connected by a tube

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Not the x-ray glasses you need but the ones you deserve

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

"The laser beam is capable of slicing right through human skin and even bones!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

So I'm at Burning Man and my buddy is like "Hey, do you feel a little weird?" and I'm like "Yeah, yeah, I feel a little weird. Why?" And he's like "'Member those cookies my girlfriend gave our camp at dinner time?" I'm like "Yeah. Why?" He's like "Well, here's the thing..."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

"Can YOU spot the lovers kiss? 96% of readers only see vegetables!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

"Humans engaging in tongue combat to determine fitness of mate. Note the closed eyes, scientists believe this is because of how bloody this ritual could become; humans closed their eyes to keep the blood out."

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What landed on the destination transporter pad was somehow even worse

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

oh what the fuck

now I want the full story to exist

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Harvey Dent finally meets his soul mate.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Looks like they drank too much RadiThor

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

never learn how the sausage is made unless you're going to work with sausage making.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

“Whenever we kissed, it just always felt like something was missing”.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

It's not that beauty is skin-deep, it's that the subdermal tissues and structures are the stuff of eldricht nightmares and cronenbergian horror.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Many recipients of the demifacectomy are able to return to normal lives after the procedure. With their growing numbers, some are even finding relationship success on social media communities like those on fabook.com, a Facebook like site that kept only half the face in its name and its users.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Humans wondered why the four-dimensional creature didn't find our porn intriguing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Fig. 1 Captured image of the effects of a space-time distortion field on the human body. Picture released by the respective families estate.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I can't feel my face when I'm with you

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I don't know, Brad. I just think we've grown apart. Kissing you now just feels sort of... hollow.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Image of a man kissing a woman's upper lip to distract her while preparing to jam his tongue up her nose.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Internal workings of a snog.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Why kissing is objectively kinda gross, exhibit A:

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Eric Kripke: We need a cutaway kissing scene. No! Not like that! Wait, wait, wait....yes....exactly like that.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Be sure to set your ceiling fan height appropriately

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago