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Tesla says it will launch Full Self Driving product in Europe and China early next year (www.cnbc.com)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

I'm so fucking tired of reading musk nonsense...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

My old Car is capable of this fully self driving, too. Just put a brick on the accelerator, release the clutch and run!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Can't wait to be killed by a rogue Tesla driving at american level in germany, gonna be so much fun.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Add it to the list...

https://elonmusk.today/

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Cross Country Summon
3,165 days since Elon Musk claimed summon would be able to autonomously drive a Tesla across country to pick up its owner in about two years. (1/6/2016)

IDK, maybe he meant it would take 2 years for the Tesla to drive across country when summoned, once the summon function was completed?
It's a tad slow IMO, but for some reason people thought it was amazing.😋

/s

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

On Twitter this should be community noted.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes the "Full Self Driving" brand of limited autopilot requiring constant human supervision.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

My Subaru EV has this. They just call it enhanced cruise control. I mean, that's what it is. It also monitors for driver inattentiveness.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Infrastructure Week will be next week, I promise.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This is obviously a joke, but if a business had this poster, it would actually be binding, or at least it would in EU.
So unless there are actual free beers tomorrow, it's false and illegal advertising.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

My local sports bar has a sign that says “free beer tomorrow, false advertising today”

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I’ve seen “free beer was yesterday” signs a few times.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Come by with receipts and claim a full refund then

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This sign hangs in lots of pubs in Europe.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

OK, it must be accepted as an obvious a joke then.
But if it was considered the least bit ambiguous it would be illegal.