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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

If every [Fox] screen says it?

It's projection again.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

So to get the right to vote you have to win a trial by combat?

[–] [email protected] 177 points 2 months ago (10 children)

"High T alpha males" oh good, they invented a new gender again and it sucks.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bring out the scones and cucumber sandwiches, it's high T!

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I posted this on Mastodon. In case you believe"alpha males" are smart, there is a bodybuilders forum that argued for page after page about how many days there are in a week.

https://youtu.be/eECjjLNAOd4?si=Lf-fcuVnT4IWzKNB

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

I remember this thread once a year and I love reading it every time

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

Adventures in bad sociology, fascism, and gender/neurological chauvinism with our favorite billionaire.

[–] [email protected] 113 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"Pele who can't defend themselves physically"

Like Elon, who pulled out of a fight he tried to start with Zuck because he'd get his ass kicked?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think his mom told him not to.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

I find it unlikely he'd listen to a woman. Unless maybe she threatened to take away the power cord

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

I'm still hoping this happens and leads to a WWE style outcome.

Elon has a heart attack on the ring and falls on top of Zuck pinning and smothering him. Zuck is forced to tap and Elon is stretchered out the ring

[–] [email protected] 252 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Is he telling us he considers himself low T? Because it looks like he's believing something he saw on 4chan.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is not real, right? RIGHT?

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

I have some bad yet unsurprising news.

Edit: screenshot for anyone who doesn't have an alt front-end set up.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

For anyone that doesn't want to give more to xitter, musk did indeed xerox it.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He always finds new depths to sink to.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just like the OceanGate Titan.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Inb4 people start taking a Lemmy shitpost seriously and argue with it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

I mean its an interesting subject so why not? The whole "what would the tribe think" thing is definitely real. But where they went wrong is thinking that this is a bad thing. Its literally the only reason humanity has survived so long. Without some sort of consensus there is no cooperation and no tribe.

The issue of "bruteforceability" stems from the fact that too many people are terminally online. In fact Musk is the prime example of someone that has fallen victim to this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

interesting observation

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Good for you to admit that it is true.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why not? Because this is a shitpost community.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Guess you will have to bear the pain of people being allowed to comment whatever they want. I hope you survive.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's a funny way to spell "watch dipshits take a joke seriously".

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Unless the post is fake, there hasnt actually been any joke made at all... Its just a screenshot of (one of?) the richest people on earth agreeing with brainrot.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm just waiting to see what everyone else says before deciding what to think.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Woman or low-T man spotted :o (excuse the trans exclusion for the sake of the joke)

Funny shit tho. Shitposters really dont like when people shitpost under their posts.

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[–] [email protected] 108 points 2 months ago (3 children)

He’s posting 4chan screenshots now?

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Oh, so right-wing men with the right genes are the chad and everyone else is the soyjak.

Truly an "interesting observation," thanks Elon.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And by "right genes" they mean "my Daddy is rich" of course.

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