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Whenever I make curry I use these square blocks. Every time I just sort of casually ask my girlfriend "How much choco do you want in here? I'm thinking a lot." as I break off pieces into the wok.
Gets her every time. ๐
the plastic spatula is the scariest part of this picture
Wait until you find out about tires.
Everyone talking about microplastics while not getting enough macroplastics in their diet.
I get that through eating the bottles
It's healthy living
For me it's wood or nothing. Metal scratches the pans; plastic seasons my meal with microplastics. Most woods used in the kitchen are naturally antibacterial. It's a win-win.
I don't personally use any pan can be damaged from scratching. It's cast iron, carbon steel and stainless all the way. I use metal if the dish requires a thin edge or whisk. Otherwise I mostly use a flat wooden spatula which I source locally.
It damages the non-stick surface. If you don't use pans with non-stick, by all means go ahead and use metal.
Like I said, I only ever use cast iron, carbon steel or stainless.
Yes I know; I was agreeing with you.
Edit: not to mention the fact that these comments are public, so when I reply to people, I'm talking to everyone seeing my comment, not just you.
I know I'm not in a great position to give culinary criticism as a Dutchman but what the actual fuck
Don't you Dutchies have pancakes with meat, fruit, and eggs all in one?
We do have pancakes with bacon or cheese yes, but they are typically combined with "stroop" (sugarbeet syrup), not fruits. At least, not to my knowledge.
A worse food crime we do is the pickled herring with raw onions, imo.
One word:
Hagelslag
Hagelslag met pindakaas
Chocolate sprinkles with peanut butter
I want this with white chocolate
...why?
Breakfast time
Gross, I can't believe anyone would do something so disgusting! Using a plastic spatula making everything taste like melted plastic.
Plastic is the only thing you should use with nonstick pans. Now I know this image depicts a cast iron pan, I was just describing a scenario where plastic is superior.
Thank you sir, you ruined my day
Rude
Is this how Cadbury creme eggs are made?
Almost. They prepare the eggs in this fashion, then the Asian palm civet eats it and takes a dump in the classic creme egg shape you know and love.
Unparalleled stencil work each and every dump
Have you ever seen the sphincter muscles on a civet? Truly a work of art. There's a whole industry of research dedicated to the little buggers anal capabilities called Musculature-Eroneous of Actual Total Span Pressure and Interspecies Nominaliused. There used to be a website dedicated to the topic, idk if it's still up but you can give it a shot.
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