My new hobby is going to nearby doughnut shops and ordering a dozen doughnuts.
When they ask me what kind I want, I just say "Whatever makes sense."
Stay tuned for my in-depth analysis of what each shop thinks "makes sense".
this post was submitted on 01 Sep 2024
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Whatever you pick JD, just don't get the staff on camera cause they don't want to be a part of your bullshit
Easy, no donut knowledge needed answers:
- one of each
- two of each
- a few of your favourite
- the most popular ones
- your healthiest and least healthiest
- surprise me
Seriously, imo the bigger concern should be how little he could improvise or just think on the spot. We all knew he was out of touch already.
This guy is not qualified to be a police officer, donuts are the first question.
Well he is the gopher for police normally. That is why he is confused normally the police tell him what they want and he orders them. He hasn't gotten the opportunity to order on his own yet
Assorted. Just say Assorted!
A. COME ON MAN!
B. A nice couch and a some new eyeliner.
Even his staffers are making jokes about him.
For anyone out of the loop https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/jd-vance-blames-staff-viral-donut-shop-visit.html
“Whatever makes me Pence”
ok, good
Minus the noose
In for a Pence, in for a pounding as they say
What would Mother say?!?! Mother, cover your eyes!
Just a cup of flour, then.
Jelly, maybe apple cinnamon?
Pumpkin Spice if I'm in a yass moodz.
"Whatever human creatures eat"
I wouldn't trust anyone who eats donuts but doesn't have a preferred kind (or kinds) they can name, or at least describe.
"Yes, I like DONUT because it tastes of SUGAR" What the fuck are you, a fly? Glazed, Boston Creme, powdered, show a little humanity!
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"The holes"
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"A nice Davenport."
It's not that hard, JD.
It's not that hard, JD.
I bet he hears that a lot.
I see you have a new "O". Looks good.
It’s not that hard, JD.
Well, it was after you mentioned the Davenport
Davenport? Let me know when you get to loveseats...and then leave the room
Wait until you hear about the Lazy-boi!!!