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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

lol That’s the Swedish Dominion of Greater Ytterbia.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

As an American, would you like it to be a country?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Looks like a country that could use some Freedom™.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

It’s either Svenborgia or Grenyarnia.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Easy! Bielefeld

[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Fun fact: this country is visible only to European eyes, and accessible only by Europeans. Only Europeans can comprehend its name.

Rumour has it that it is accessed by going to a nudist beach blindfolded, then drinking a glass of Chardonnay and humming Ode to joy. You will fall into a slumber and wake up soon after on a beach in this mysterious country.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What’s with these posts of adding random bits of land to a map and saying “derp Americans “? Try harder so we at least get a laugh.

This is like adding random islands in the ocean sort of near Australia and saying “derp Euros think New Zealand exists”

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (10 children)

Okay, fair point. Then tell me what is in the red circle, without looking it up.

Note, that I only added a red circle and an arrow and no additional country.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's a trick to get us to send troops and a McDonald's there, and then they laugh while they watch us struggle in the sea.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

That's megandorra. Andorrassive?

[–] [email protected] 157 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Ha easy! That's Genovia, the country Anne Hathaway is a princess of.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

South Hexagon

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's Grenyarnia, the country that only rich people know about.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

And here I've been vacationing in Svenborgia, like a peasant!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Andorra has been up to something...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Have you heard about sharks in european lakes?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A non existent country, maybe part of France/Spain?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Yes it’s part of Spain actually.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Man, France has the worst case of hemorrhoids I’ve ever seen

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

That map isn't America therefore none of it exists

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

Greater Catalonia.

[–] [email protected] 278 points 3 months ago (6 children)

As an American, I know for certain it's not America. I feel no need to continue this game.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 months ago (3 children)

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

But you guys could catch this opportunity to bring some democracy 💦, right after identifying it.

🫶🙈🥺🥰😍🫦💕

[–] [email protected] 79 points 3 months ago

is there oil?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I heard they were thinking of switching to * whispers * "the comie" side :0

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

We're off that. We're already the global captain of oil now. If they got lithium deposits we'll fight China for it.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago (2 children)

eagle screeches ominously in the distance

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 176 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think it's the clitoris?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No, that would be outside the straight of Gibraltar. This is the nation of G Spot.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I’m pretty sure it’s actually The Republic of Prostate

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Close, Listenbourg is on the northern boarder of Spain and Portugal.

See here:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait... were did the OP country go?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Greater Belearia

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

That's the part of France that I want to visit.

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