Henry Fucking War Crimes Kissinger
He lived a long life and died peacefully, thinking he got away with it all. That only means bringing him back for punishment would be the perfect surprise of an afterlifetime.
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Henry Fucking War Crimes Kissinger
He lived a long life and died peacefully, thinking he got away with it all. That only means bringing him back for punishment would be the perfect surprise of an afterlifetime.
The Dulles brothers, Ronald Reagan, ALL billionaires, George Bush Sr., Joe Lieberman, Ben Netanyahu, Henry Kissinger, Hillary and Bill Clinton, David Brock, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, Margaret Thatcher, (obviously) Trump, Miatch McConnell, Joe βCorn Popβ Biden, Jon Bolton, Colin Powell, Richard Nixon, Winston Churchill (for the Nakba), Woodrow Wilson, Theodor Herzl, and SO SO many more.
Not the most evil bastard in history, but I think the world would be a vastly different and better place if Klemens von Metternich died young.
That fish that crawled onto land and spawned humanity.
Hell yeah letβs beat it like a piΓ±ata
I bet that's what the bigger fish were doing to it and why it crawled out in the first place.
Man, a hard choice here.
I'll go with Columbus. It takes a special kind of motherfucker to arrive in an unknown country, observe peaceful people living in tranquility, and your first thought THAT YOU EVEN WROTE DOWN was: "Holy fuck I can steal all their shit if I want to."
And then you go on to make them basically extinct.
Thomas Midgley Jr. (leaded petrol, CFCs, lots of deaths at the "ethyl" factory)
"[He] had more adverse impact on the atmosphere than any other single organism in Earth's history"
2nd indonesia president, soeharto.
Phylis Schlafly, one of the main architects behind the modern religious right controlled GOP.
Reading more on her and wow, she's a piece of work. What a turd. She's not even conservative, but reactionary.
How did she get that reactionary in the first place? At least she died of cancer. That's good. But she should have died earlier.
One of the greatest political operatives of the 20th century, in terms of how widespread her horrifying legacy is. She only cosplayed as a frumpy housewife all while trying to lock the US an eternal fictionalized version of the 1950s.
I'm going to go with Leopold II of Belgium because of the atrocities this fucker unleashed upon the democratic republic of the Kongo.
Kissinger also come to mind, but he's not been dead long enough to be brought back yet, I think I'll leave that fucker to a generation that doesn't get hypertension just hearing the name.
And put him on an island! Climbing a tree for coconuts! I didn't even have to click the link :)
You're gonna bring them back and send them to paradise?
Sean Lock everybody!
You do know that his 40hours a week was a dramatic reduction in working hours compared to the norm at that time?
Yeah. There are a lot of reasons to give Henry Ford shit, but the 40 hour workweek was one of the better things he did.
he did.
*organized labor forced him to do.
Nope, he did this one himself. The reason? His employees spent so much time at the factory, they didn't have time to actually buy his cars.
Yes, he improved working conditions to make a profit on his cars. A selfish reason, but it inadvertently helped us all.