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๐จ | Jenna Ortega on Taylor Swift after accurately identifying Jimmy Fallon fib that his cardigan was stuck to her Lover bodysuit almost causing delay before a 'The Eras Tour' show in London in June!
"Taylor's had a big year"
[two images of people. idk who they are]
Everything smells like copper when trying to decipher this. Am I gonna see another sunrise?
That summary is so close to English that it's hard to decide which meaning gits going with.
I understood it first try, am I going to live?
You... are the greatest guitar player I have ever seen.
Signed,
The Make-A-Wish Foundation
"Bringing joy to the world, one terminally-ill patient at a time."
THIS is the purpose of this community
Translation, I believe:
Jenna Ortega said of Taylor Swift "Taylor's had a big year" after Jenna accurately identified that Jimmy Fallon lied about an anecdote (that he made up).
The anecdote was that his cardigan had become stuck to her Lover bodysuit almost causing a delay before a "The Eras Tour" show in London in June.
I'm just tripping up on the line
her Lover bodysuit
What the hell does that mean?
Shouldn't it be "her lover's bodysuit" except that doesn't make sense.
She had an album called Lover and this bodysuit is what she wears when she performs that part of the show.
Please explain dear God
Jimmy Fallon is a lying loser
Cute celebrity offers unrelated commentary on TayTay
Jacket?
I mean if you want to I won't stop you but it seems a little excessive
How u do dis
click the view source button
if you cannot, i did 
blind people when they see (metaphorically) an image that is just "description"
Oh man, I only saw the community name this is posted in after reading this 3 times. I feel relieved.
Same! I really thought there was something wrong with my brain for a minute there.
Oh God it's not me!!!...
... better call off the ambulance now.
Yeah, is this AI generated or something? Wtf does this mean?
Jenna Ortega said that Taylor Swift "had a big year" (presumably sarcastically) after hearing that the previous story- in which a show was nearly delayed by a cardigan accident- was in fact, false.
I just assumed I'm out of touch.
Yeah, sometimes it's hard to tell which of those is happening at any time.
