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Yet if I shoot into the egnogg at the Christmas party, I'm a monster

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

They keep plapping but still not preg nogg :3

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (3 children)

single tear rolls down cheek I'm sorry, but i must do it..

smegnog

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Question: what is smegma?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

a foul substance of dubious origin

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Baby mice

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

ask your mother

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Ear piercings.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

smegma ballz hehe

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Chunky soured milk, not yet cheese, but more cultured than regular eggcum, I mean cumnog.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

God damnit. That's beautiful

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

Nog from Deep Space Nine

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Can u get pregante...?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Not with that alcohol level in my nog.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg

https://youtube.com/watch?v=m4K8NJ3_Dw0

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

gregrant?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

PEGANT?!!?!??!??1!?1one?!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Can you burn a Luigi board?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Great, now I have to find a way to work this into conversation.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"I hope this email finds you productively choking on smegnog."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Too formal.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

“Siri, make an all-day appointment on December 23…”

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Adding this to my drunken vocab

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

"Waiter! Shots of cum for everyone!!"
(Or did you mean the pregnog part?)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

" waiter shots of preg nogg for all!"