this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2024
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I get the reference of the post title, just rewatched Lower Decks :D

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

This is not your doorbell. It's run by nest.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Ring Doorbell: "There is no glory here! Go away!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

“GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE… BUT THIS IS NOT YOUR HOUSE!”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Next day: there's a mek'leth jammed where your doorbell used to be.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

The real question is, where can I get that T-shirt?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

the NESTification of our world and our neighbors is a worrying trend

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Some annoying neighbor kids keep ringing our doorbell and running away. I’m hoping getting one of these will stop all the ding dong ditching :/

I hate needing to buy one though. It doesn’t feel good

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Just disconnect your doorbell. You can take the cover off of it, the wires are right there.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What if you want a doorbell for, you know, if someone wanted to ring it to let you know they are at your door or something

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If they can't text me I don't want to deal with them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Lmao

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

This is the way. Nothing happening is boring, so they go do some other mischief.

Just Why is a doorbell fuse switch not mandatory?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I do like this idea! Cheap too!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah but the enjoyment of the young hooligans... They'll just resort to TP!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

The Duras home automation system is working exactly as designed.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Couldn't you just, y'know....fucking lock the door when you leave the house?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

When carrying your keys with you is somehow a hard thing to do.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Today I learned that for some people taking a pill is a hard thing to do, so I'm not going to be surprised by anything at this point

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Dishonor on your AI!

[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like a pretty shit security feature. I wonder if it would keep the door open if I were to print a photo of the owner and wear it like a mask.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Or lock me out when I just had an accident in the yard

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

GLORY TO YOUR HOME SECURITY

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

GLORY TO YOU… AND YOUR HOUSE SECURITY SYSTEM

come on man it was right there lol