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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What's with the lines of both equals symbols being combined together haha?

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That's known as a ligature and they're pretty common in many programming-oriented fonts, which usually have stylistic sets with different ligatures for different programming languages that you can optionally enable in your editor's configuration. For example, here's the stylistic sets the Monaspace font offers:

Personally I'm not too fond of ligatures so I never enable any, but many folks do like them.

Edit: and just as a side note, ligatures are super common in many fonts, you just might not notice them. Here's some classic examples from the DejaVu Serif font, with and without a ligature:

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

"A".reverse() == "โˆ€"

Where is your god now?!

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

"๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช".reverse() = "๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ"

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Yet we live in a world where

"๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ".reverse() == "๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง" and "๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช".reverse() == "๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ"

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
File "<stdin>", line 1
    "๐Ÿ‘‰".reverse() = "๐Ÿ‘ˆ"
    ^
SyntaxError: cannot assign to function call
[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It is a font that changes == to one long equals sign.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Oh my bad, that idea didnโ€™t cross my mind.

Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module>
AttributeError: 'str' object has no attribute 'reverse'
[โ€“] [email protected] 56 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Imagine, if you will. A world where string reverse changes the character codes of the string.

What beauty, what wonder would such a world have?

Destruction and despair. Developers unsure why their programs donโ€™t respond correctly. Ships run aground on islands already overcrowded with those who were shipwrecked before. Signal antennas pointed towards the sun with itโ€™s constant noise. Spacecraft whose exhaust melt to slag populated cities as people briefly scream their final terrors of pain and suffering.

This, is a world we should not want to live in. A world you can only find, in the Twilight Zone.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, this could've been possible with some clever fuckery in defining those emojis' unicode content, like with flags that are not a single point but three independent ones, allowing you to do this:

"๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ".reverse() == "๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง"
"๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช".reverse() == "๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ"
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

THANKS. I didn't get the flag joke at first @[email protected]

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Has someone made a library for that?

[โ€“] [email protected] 43 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Use a dynamically typed language and you won't have to: just override the default reverse() method on strings like a Real Programmer!

Unintended consequences you say? Nonsense! What could possibly go wrong?

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Lua could possibly do this

[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Iโ€™m tempted to publish an NPM package to do so as a joke, but I fear that itโ€™d get used seriously

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Where does it end though? It's a bit like infinite craft - but instead of combining resources you'd have to find an inverse for every emoji

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
async function reverse(str){
    return ChatGPT.ask(`Please reverse the string ${str}. Reply only with the answer, without other words or symbols.`);
}
[โ€“] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"๐Ÿ™‚".reverse() == "๐Ÿ™ƒ"

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Then we need reverseX and reverseY

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

๐Ÿ™‚.reverseX = ๐Ÿ™‚

[โ€“] [email protected] 63 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

but sometimes "๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ".reverse() == "๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘"