this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2024
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Esoteric Order of Janeway

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

This is a perfect LDS plot

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Deep Space Nine Young Adult Book #5: Arcade

There's a new player on the Promenade: a Ferengi shop owner, Bokat. His Games Bazaar specializes in hard-to-find virtual reality computer games. He approaches Jake Sisko and Nog with a tempting offer to play a hot new game called The Zhodran Crystal Quest. No non-Zhodran player has ever won this game, but then, Jake and Nog have the best scores on all the other games at the Games Bazaar. And Bokat is willing to bet on their ability to win the game, and -- as a result -- win Bokat a lucrative business deal with the Zhodrans.

But soon, kids all over the station are falling into comas, their minds trapped in an ever-changing game. Suddenly, it's up to Jake to go into the game and rescue them. It he wins, so does the Federation. If he loses, he'll be trapped forever in a deadly game with a very real Borg!

I’m glad Star Trek novelists were given exactly zero guard rails on what they could write about. .Hack//Trek? Sure, why not!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Allamaraine!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Oh no not the Murlocs!

"Mglrmglmglmgl!!"