IPA [aɪ̯ pʰiː eɪ̯] as for International Phonetic Alphabet for the real win.
this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2024
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someone made that joke already and it wooshed over my head. I just now got it, thank you
ip -br a
(-br is short for -brief and makes ip's addr, link, and neigh commands "Print only basic information in a tabular format for better readability.")
this is beautiful, no more do I need to use regex to get the damn IP address out
True story:
alias ipa='ip a'bring into fashion unix tools saying more things like "lo".
lo! alas! but soft!
br0
If config
I will never be able to unsee this. Chapeau!
Lagunitas is pretty banging tho
And now I will think of beer when ever I forget my local IP address.
[aɪ̯ pʰiː eɪ̯]
Missing glottal stops in front of the syllable-initial vowels 🤓
Thanks to using MacOS as my desktop, I still reach for ifconfig like a caveman.
It's like that everywhere now though. Fucking heathens man.
ifconfig is good enough for me!
192.168.0.00? 'Shopped.
...that wireless mac is looking suspiciously shopped and non-existent.
I agree. 00:cf:00 yields that no actual manufacturer has been assigned that OUI.
I had to protect myself from you detailheads somehow!
Nah, it's a real public IP
It could be a real address, but not within a /24, nor publicly routable.
There has to be a law against such heretical actions somewhere! Even if it's .00, this computer is an affront to order! I propose we burn it alongside those frivolous computers who think they can simply name themselves .0 or .255!
My work has barrels full of IPA. Unfortunately, isopropyl alcohol doesn't taste great.
Be grateful to your taste buds. Enjoy the life they have saved for you (and them).