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Anon is eggboy (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I found Eggboy's father!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He should try singing to them as well

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Singing in Egglish I see.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago

Ngl, I did some short order work here and there.

Cooking eggs is pretty fucking boss. You get in the zone, keep things moving, and you get a dopamine hit from nailing perfect eggs one after another. Flow state + satisfaction for such a low investment in learning curve is nice

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Anon be working at a Turkish hotel

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Love to see those carbon steel pans, but eggboy has overloaded them with oil.

Those pans are naturally non-stick and you only need a bit of oil in them for a good fry and to keep the non-stickyness. That much oil can make them tacky and will make the eggs crunchy and dry insted of giving them that tasty pan-fried surface finish.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I always hear about how good they are with anti stick and what not. I have never seen it work. I doubt they are as good and as little effort.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This why he is just egg boy. One day, he will transcend.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When he is ready to hatch, he will become the egg man.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Koo-Koo, Katchoo.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So much oil !

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Those eggs are nearly getting deep fried

[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

He'll be promoted to eggman one day if he keeps up the goo goo g'joob.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The position is currently filled. The eggman = the walrus = Paul.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Then he'll have to deal with sonic meddling in his plans.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Sooner or later, he'll be eggmaster.

All hail the Eggmaster

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Heey I got that it's the beatles thing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Bravo

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

To the tune of the Flipper theme:

They call him eggboy, eggboy!

Master of frying!

No one you see

Can cook them as he

And we know

Eggboy!

Lives by a greasy oven

Frying and lovin

Lovin his eggggggggs!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Anon is the protagonist from the game Arctic Eggs.