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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Hey Mr Donut Head Man, who’s tryin to kill ya?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What kind of rolling pin is best for EDC and/or open carry?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I have my concealed carry license so I take the bottom one. The shorter length makes it easier to conceal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Obviously those are General Grievous's rolling pins.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, of you're Mormon... one for each wife?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No, but according to my wife they are family heirlooms. They start with her great-grandmother, her grandmother, her mom, and her's.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

That's a much nicer story.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

It's when up to 4 people have an argument, use it to strengthen your arguments.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

I lost you 2 months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

As a tradesman The first thing I noticed are the screws on that wall plate..

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Who does that???

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

As a non-tradesman the lack of uniformity would bother me. I would make them all vertical. What did you see?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

she was so good on the practice.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

I fear not the man with 4 rolling pins, I fear the man who has used 1 rolling pin a thousand times.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

I fear the man who knows how to use the word "necessitate" yet also types "I don't even know I owned a rolling pin." Truly chaotic energy.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

And then phrased very poorly. "I don't even know l owned a rolling pin"?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Stacy has since gotten a sad amount of plastic surgery. ☹️

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Meh, if it makes them happy, who are we to judge

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It usually stems from mental issues, doesn't make them feel better, and becomes an addiction itself.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Judging other people’s choices about their appearance?

Yeah, I agree.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Lol thank you. Haven't watched that in at least 20 years, and used to watch it literally daily as a kid. Completely missed this.