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I wonder what "limited lifetime warranty" means.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Floppy disks are a way to install linux on your microwave try a distro like arch linux it's microwave safe

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

manually etch the bits yourself. Just use a hammer and chisel

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Put all your precious documents on the disks and then rub a magnet on each one of them to make sure they are properly energized. The stronger the magnet the better.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Insert them into your urethra!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Forcefully insert them into your anus.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Insert them into John McAfee's urethra!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (7 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

But this is a good answer!

[–] [email protected] -5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Why would anyone bother making 1.4 MB diaks

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago

Start a porn collection of high quality pictures. Be sure to zip span them across all disks… all 1 photo

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

When Windows 95 was still sold on floppy, it came on 25 fucking floppies in the box.

So I say put Windows 38 on them.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Cyberpunk chainmail breastplate

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Split up something like Puppy or Damn Small Linux across them all.

Build a PC with 15-20 floppy drives and insert and mount them all.

Boot Linux off of all the floppies.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Build a PC with 15-20 floppy drives and insert and mount them all.

10 floppy drive raid, please. don't want to lose that critical data

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Get a few suitcases at Goodwill or something, stick a floppy and some 'redacted' papers in a red envelope, leave them in random places around town and observe what happens. Make sure to wear a trench coat and sunglasses when you 'forget' them at each drop point.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

You could use them as a memory card for ps1 games.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

see how many of them it takes to hold a single 4K image

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's just over 8MP.
You could easily store a 4K Image on a floppy in half-way decent quality, two with visible jpeg artifacts.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

TDK's revenue has been increasing steadily at least starting from 2010. When was the last time you bought a TDK product?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

You probably have one of their chips or components in your computer, phone, tv, charger brick, etc.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

crunchy but old snack

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

DO IT, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Boof them. Don't think about it, just boof em.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Mount nine of them on a square board so that they're all focused on a single point for a mild solar furnace.

Use the last one to look at yourself, the proud owner of a mild solar furnace.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You… don’t know what a floppy disk is, do you?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I do, I just don't pay careful attention to details and just run with what I think things are saying.

My first computer was an Atari 520ST. No hard drive (its OS ran off a chip), and every program ran off a floppy. And your storage was on a floppy.

Yeah, I know floppies. I used to have shoeboxes of them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What kind of floppies are you thinking of? the very little metal on those discs aren't that reflective.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I was too far in the future, using CDs. Floppies, wow.

Now I'm going to have to rethink my whole thing.

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