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I mean at least htey have... oh, "enemy".
My opening salvo would be firing neelix out of a torpedo tube. Hopefully that will distract them long enough for me to detonate my own warp core and hopefully take them with us.
Captain "I can live with a little bit of old fashioned massmurder" is the enemy? I give up. Just disintegrate me now.
If I could only make one change to this crew, I would jetison Keiko out an airlock.
Right? Neelix can cook and be head of security at the same time
Sounds like a job for Tuvix
Keiko would make a good chef, I think. She has experience with different kinds of cuisine.
Of course, she may not personally enjoy cooking some things, like a traditional Irish breakfast... But she would still make it taste good for the people who do like it (while constantly trying to get them to try literally anything else that's healthy)
And neelix knows how to be serious when it's needed. He would enjoy slam poetry and baking classes in an out-of-the-way area, but the moment the red alert is sounded, he's ready to go with a phaser in hand, and memories of the war.
I'll pass on The Sisko being my enemy. I do not want him to be my enemy. I choose life. He can live with it
Odo as chef is a better option
Yeah so far the only person who's tried her cooking is O'Brien and he's just a grump about food.
Oh, you don't have to tell me about O'Brien and his moods....
And don't ask what's in the buffers...
What was it like having O'Brien inside you regularly?
i never expected to still have such a visceral reaction to tgn twain, like if i ever hated anyone, it's him and judge judy
That voice...
this made me want a show that's like Seinfeld but for the ship's counselor
The first time we hear Neelix say "Well, hello Mister armed intruder" we'll either learn it was a surprisingly smart choice, or we'll need a new chief of security.
He does wear a red dicky under his smock, so I think he counts as a red shirt.
Neelix may have seemed like a bumbling fool, but yeah, he would be a solid choice as security officer. He had years of training under Tuvok, and actually ran point on quite a few of the stranger episodes in the later half of the series.
He rescued the crew a handful of times. So yeah. Neelix is a solid choice for security chief.
He'd perform there far better than as a diplomat. It seems like half the major conflicts the Voyager got into were because of Neelix. The rest were squarely on Janeway.
You can’t have Morn on coms! He’d never give the other party a chance to speak!
I was hoping it would be Dathon from "Darmok" on comms.
It's a matter of public record that Morn is quite the talker. Even Jahdzia Dax finds it difficult to get a word in. And we all know how much trill can talk... Each one has enough experience to fill a star ship's memory banks!
Every time someone shows up needing something from the person he's talking to, there's a 50/50 chance it was made up just to give them an out.
At least you'll eat healthy.
Swap Kurn and Adami. I think that would be scarier.
First contact managed by Kurn begins with a fight to test their worthiness, followed by a barrel of blood wine.
The barrel of bloodwine is also a test of worthiness, since we learn in that episode of SNW that a bloodwine hangover is sufficient punishment for stealing a starship with Carol Kane.
Kurn would open diplomatic talks with a volley of photon torpedoes. If they survive the initial klingon hello and he likes the cut of their jib then, and only then, do the tests of worthiness begin.
Cetacean ops has been converted to a bloodwine vat for optimal diplomatic relations.
The 'Ritos dolphins are hanging out with Blazin' Bev too much.
My thoughts exactly. Half the crew would rather jettison themselves out the airlock than go to Winn with a minor issue.
I would watch this.
In truth, if I am captain everyone is fubar!
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