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If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

HN shocked and appalled that a "founder" cannot make billions running a largely unmoderated social network without facing a few consequences:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41341353

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

outrage that the arrest order was issued while Durov was in the air, so he couldn’t evade justice (this is unconfirmed)

Clearly arrest warrants should be made like hide-and-seek where the seeker has to count to 100 days before arresting the hider and publish "ready or not here I come!" to their social media account.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

lol, lmao even.

This is going to hit some crypto scammers pretty hard, innit?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

Even Moot knew you couldn't do this. Congrats on being slower on the uptake than 4chan HN.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

but if he’s just being held accountable for running a service where others did nefarious things, then this should be a chilling effect for all founders.

ok. chill them

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

deep freeze the mofos

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

YouTube rolled out a new dogshit AI feature and it near-immediately accused someone of being the meme behind the slaughter:

fnaf joke

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Hey you said I maybe killed 5 children with murder drones on a mountain could you maybe not?"

"sorry to hear you're not liking it! it's currently not possible to opt out since this is just an experiment. but if you get a response that you feel is unhelpful or irrelevant, you can let us know by submitting feedback via these steps: https://goo.gle/3ySHg00"

Oh gosh that's such a corporate response.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Only realized that you didn't make this up when I got to the link

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

it’s absolutely fucked that the grammar and tone of Google’s response is so casual, and the proposed non-solution is so worthless, the whole post looks like parody — I was convinced @[email protected] must have been paraphrasing til I saw the screenshot of the original post and found out it was just a straight copy and paste

sorry you didn’t like that we implied you’re a child murderer. no takesie-backsies though! fill out this form we won’t read if you’re really sure you didn’t like our fun experiment!

I wonder if giving responses so fucking ridiculous they look like a joke is a tactic on Google’s part to make complaints about the shit they’re doing look ridiculous and overdramatic by association

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

Browsing over the account what really gets to me is the consistent lack of capitalization except where trademarks are involved.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Google is the United HealthCare of technology companies.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

was recently trying to explain to someone how The Games is the best Olympics memory I have

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

maybe also that time the diver hit his head on the platform

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

The giant bust of Elon Musk towed by a CyberTruck is real after all! https://www.artnews.com/art-news/news/large-sculpture-elon-musk-towed-cybertruck-brownsville-texas-elonrwa-nft-1234715157/

The original video I linked to looked possibly CG, because it was short and looked like the uncanny gaze of giant Elon Musk was staring directly into the camera the whole time; but turns out it is real. I'm so "happy".

And surprising exactly no one, it's an advert for an NFT.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

I was wrong, Manmade horrors...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

Today in finding statistical association in text data is not the same as reading

Your name appeared in a lot of articles about terrible crimes. You know who else's name appears in those articles?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

request for admin input on how best to run a bracket without spamming up our microforum

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

that’s a good question! I’ll probably have to brainstorm this with @[email protected] later today. in the meantime, is there any precedent for how to do it on Mastodon? we might be able to adopt whatever they do — or maybe at the very least, if there’s a good way to do it there, we could link to a Mastodon thread for the bracket and keep discussion on here.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

nothing springs to mind. mastodon has polls, of a sort, if a bit weird in activitypub. here's the lemmy bug.

i would say just make a thread here to fill with crap, see what happens

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, in the worst case, we find out if these database backups are worth a damn? but realistically, we see so much spam from activitypub already that it should be hard to make things fall over*

  • unless you know which parts to push on, then it’s instant
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

it should be hard to make things fall over unless you know which parts to push on, then it’s instant

the IKEA model of software security

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

J, K. Rowling, skull enthusiast:

Khelif, who went on to win Olympic gold despite the harassment, reportedly filed a lawsuit alleging cyberbullying against Rowling (Elon Musk is also named in the suit). Shortly after the lawsuit became public on August 13, Rowling went silent on X, leading to speculation from many onlookers that she had pushed her transphobic narrative too far. On August 23, though, she again appeared on the platform, spreading more false and misleading commentary on Khelif. Her first post was a quote from a transphobic hit piece against Khelif by Colin Wright, the former managing editor of the far-right website Quillette.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

lol, poor helpless joanne just can’t help but run headlong into the wall

saw something drift by that she’d also deleted a bunch of tweets in the quiet time, so her coming out swinging is doubly funny

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I mean, does she actually write books anymore? Or is she a full time TERF now? Because that's a direct conflict between what's in her legal best interest and in her professional best interest.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

Her professional interest would be to shut the fuck up and just live in her castle, forever rich beyond measure. She could never write another thing in her life and she'd never run out of money anyway.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

Why not both? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troubled_Blood

Some media outlets regarded the male villain who dresses as a woman in order to kill women as transphobic, given the author's past comments on transgender people.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

one would think so, but as of a month or two ago she's announced another book

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

@froztbyte @techtakes Speaking as a working writer: she's a hobbyist writer. At this point she's so rich she could spend £100K/week of her capital and still be a multimillionaire when she dies aged 100+. A novel typically takes a year to write and even JKR is unlikely to make significantly more than £100K from a book (unless it gets filmed). So she keeps writing for ego/self-esteem but not from necessity (to stop writing would leave a hole in her life).

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Problematic developer with AI crush realizes she's just dust under the wheels of progress

https://justine.lol/history/

You know those polls that say fewer than 20% of Americans trust AI scientists? It shouldn't be the case, because no group is doing more right now to elevate the universe to a higher state of complexity. You know who the public does trust? Open source developers.

Justine, LOL indeed.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

elevate the universe to a higher state of complexity

girl my life already too complex, ain't no one need elevation to an even higher state of complexity

can we maybe do a lower one?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

only a month and a bit sooner and she could have answered my question herself lol

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

In classic Rationalist fashion, she noticed something she didn't like, hypothesized a cause with no real evidence, and then proceeded to rant about the implications of that unproven hypothesis.

My suspicion, on the other hand, is that because Claude is just reproducing statistical patterns from its training data is simply reflecting the fact that she is referred to as a Nazi coder far more often than she is as some kind of open-source luminary. Unless her github metadata signs everything "Justine T the open-source developer" then that association isn't reflected in the patterns extrapolated from the training data.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

You know those polls that say fewer than 20% of Americans trust AI scientists?

No, but I'd say its a good sign we're getting close to an AI winter

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Problematic developer with AI crush

I thought this was gonna go in a completely different direction.

Setting: romantic sunset beach, without a crowd in sight. There is no sound but that of a gentle breeze, waves lapping at the shore, and seagulls in the distance. Ryan turns to his girlfriend Tiffany. He gets down on his knees, the sand muddying his pants. Tiffany clasps her hands over her mouth in disbelief. Ryan says: "Tiffany you are the light of my life. You have made me a better man. I can't see me living with anyone else but you. Will... will you marry m-- bzzt. Thank you for using Virtua-Boyfriend, unfortunately we ran out of VC money so are shutting down.".

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

~~Problematic~~ Nazi developer

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

yeah I've found out a lot more since I posted that comment...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Etsy: an artistic one-stop chop shop where slop pops up like catch crops - and that quick shot's no hatchet-job, so keep it from pops 'fore it leaves him in a strop:

Etsy sucks

(Full disclosure: the opportunity for some quickfire rhymes may have played a role in birthing this sneer.)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What can I say - I saw solid ammo for some machine-gun flow, and gave it a good throw.

(Special thanks to Rhymezone - I wouldn't have pulled off this rhythmic magdump without it)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

rhythmic magdump

Instant band name

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