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[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Why is he tampon Tim to these troglodytes? Also, why are we pretending conservatives have to obey the same laws as the rest of us? It's crystal clear they don't.

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[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Reminds me of Ted Cruz:

[Harris'] record is extraordinarily radical. Let me say at the outset, Kamala can’t have my guns, she can’t have my gasoline engine, and she sure as hell can’t have my steaks and cheeseburgers.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So many of them sound like they belong in an episode of Trailer Park Boys.

[–] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

It's a goddamn democrat samsquanch!

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[–] gencha@lemm.ee 186 points 9 months ago (15 children)

So they call him Tampon Tim for having provided sanitary products? Do they think this is somehow insulting or belittling? I'd call myself that and act like it's my superhero name any day. WTF kind of mindset are these people in?

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago (2 children)

He really should start calling himself that at events and interviews, they'll all stop calling him that immediately.

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[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 151 points 9 months ago (9 children)

He is going to stop the red wave.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 53 points 9 months ago

Oh fucking bravo.

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[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

Kyle Rittenhouse has menstruating vagina confirmed.

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

A funny response from Woke Hagan.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 39 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Imaginary fights in their head. What a sad life.

Imagine just living like this and fuming.

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[–] FancyLad@lemmy.world 89 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Weird thing to say to a retired command sergeant major. I bet he didn't even intentionally cross state lines to murder someone either.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee -3 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I mean, absolutely fuck Rittenhouse to death, but isn't it pretty likely that a retired sergeant major DID in fact cross state lines to murder?

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[–] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 56 points 9 months ago (4 children)

He looks like such a soft, little cupcake. Why do all these new Republicans look like they're wearing guyliner?

Nothing wrong with that BTW, just noticing a trend. Are they not getting enough sunlight in the closet?

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[–] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 46 points 9 months ago

Tampon Tim will stop the red wave.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Maybe the emoji he chose was a water gun, but the app he uses shows a real gun. 🔫

Still should come in for some questioning.

[–] WarlordSdocy@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

Funny you mention that X actually recently swapped the squirt gun back to a real gun.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] norimee@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 9 months ago

Not actually him, don't worry

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

trust me, you'll be into it.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 15 points 9 months ago

He can't get a job so all he has left is being a grifter.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"Bite my lip and play with my hair" lol

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

hahaha that's probably my favorite line

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