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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

1. Synonym for new: 
2. Sciencey verb: 
3. Noun few people have heard of: 
4. Something you didn’t invent: 
5. Property: 
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9. Sexy adjective: 
10. Loser: 
11. Supreme sociological concern::
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

wow, this is very useful, thank you OP

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This paper presents a revolutionary method for bitcrushing the maglock. Using waterwheels, bumpscocity was measured to be 2,000,000 +/- 62,000 square meters. Results show seductive agreement with theoretical predictions and significant improvement over previous efforts by arch linux user, et al. The work presented here has profound implications for future studies of [BUZZWORD HERE] and may one day help solve the problem of the undemocratization of the US

Keywords: Blockchain, Cold Fusion, Room Temperature Superconductor

I had to type all this on mobile, you can call me settings world champion

"My god the bumpscosity in here is absolutely overwhelming. Two million?! You people have got to be nuts! How can you stand this much bumpscosity?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why just a sociological concern? The template works just fine for a physics or computer science paper, too!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Math and physics can also help to solve . So this template works fine as is for math and physics.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Hot political topics get the money, honey.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Is this a grant request template?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You say mad libs I say template. Potato potato

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tbf, UCLA literally gave us a template like this in a lab class I had in psych. I called it madlibs at the time and I'm sticking to it!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

It’s hilarious, nice work!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

This paper presents a sparkly method for pressurizing the rhampotheca. Using the guitar pick, the density was measured to be 43.765 +/- 43.765 units.

Results show naughty agreement with theoretical projections and significant improvements over previous efforts by the LOSER Clarence Thomas, et al.

The work presented here has profound implications for future studies of cryptocurrency, and may one day help solve the problem of the rights of nature.

keywords: AI(artificial intelligence), IF(intermittent fasting), the Wokening