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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I thought she was cosplaying as Wendy of Wendy's notoriety TBH

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Perhaps she just misheard: no I think she's just a thespian

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

This actually makes the story a 1000x more believable!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

Nice try lesbian ghost. I am on to you!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago

I'll take things that didn't happen for 400

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

She turned me into a newt!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Those clothes are 1000% early 60s.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Only a ghost could know that...

[–] [email protected] 81 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

Send shivers down my frenulum.

[–] [email protected] 118 points 9 months ago (1 children)

New lesbian goal unlocked: Be confused for a ghost

[–] [email protected] 60 points 9 months ago

New ghost tactic revealed: pretend to be a lesbian.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I mean, after WWI, they didn't have all too many men kickin' about...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

So many roommates. As far as the eye could see.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Lesliebeans have been haunting my place for years. I called a poultryguyst to throw chickens at them and make them go away.

Pro-LGBTQ+ silliness here. Everyone deserves clothes from 1920s.

[–] [email protected] 100 points 9 months ago (10 children)

WHERE DID HER MOUTH GO!? :-P

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I just figured out that her mouth is behind the "went out" part of the text

She's doing that mouth pose, I don't know what it's called

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

"smiling"? hehe:-P

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Danger Helvetica.

Either that or she has no mouth and must scream.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Or maybe this is proof that we all are in The Matrix? :-P

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It's anaAttempt at defense against AI. Doesn't want her head used for porn.

Welcome to the future.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's probably already too late.:-P

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I hope not, but this is the internet and we're on the dark timeline.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As a ghost, she will embrace the dark, become one with it, and own it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is everything ok at home?

Seriously though, thanks for the laugh.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Apparently not, she must be restless for a reason if she didn't move on:-D.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

She could just not post pictures of her face.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Exactly. If you keep your eyes open you'll see teenagers and family photos covering their face. Probably in vain because as AI improves it'll be able to figure out what that person's face is supposed to look like based on their family or some crazy shit like that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

James Bond stole it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

That's why they moan a lot. The ooooohhhooo is from the other end

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Except the ones that are ALL TEETH...

and even then, I guess:-P.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I looked at the image again and what what actual fuck

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

That's why she's a lesbian.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Little known fact, lesbians hide their fangs to seem less threatening to their prey

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Cats don't care about fangs, silly

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

It’s hiding behind “went out”.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

"I think" lmao