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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

That's so sweet! ❤️🩷💜

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Suipeniside?

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (2 children)

People have pulled muscles and dislocated joints trying that.

To quote an unnamed friend of mine: "I love those dreams where you can suck your own dick, and it's so easy."

Also quoting the same friend: "no, dude, every guy has that dream, all the time."

Also quoting that friend: "bullshit man, I can't be the only one having that dream every night."

Quoting me, an hour later: "homie, for the last time, I do not want to hear any more stories about your self-suck dreams."

[+] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Weird. Ive read this comment on reddit a million times.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

it's almost like people can have shared experiences or something. Wild!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well. I have achieved this feat as well. Now I am a straight man, and I agree that it is more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked. Taste didn't bother me, so whatever about the cum. I'm sure some people will claim I'm not straight because of this. I would point out if that makes me gay than when you jack your hard throbbing cock to cum then wouldn't that make you gay? Sexuality is a spectrum, get over it. My back did end up sore, so I only did it a few times.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Gentlemen, this is a Wendy’s.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I've always been too fat to do it, but I've always wished I could. I quite enjoy being on both sides of it. I've heard people say it's not great, but you're the first gay guy I've heard say it isn't great. Thank you for making me feel better about not being able to. Lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I mean, I've been told I have a nice dick, and I'm fond of the damn thing, but if I wanted to suck a dick, no way in hell am I going to break my neck trying to get at my own. Luckily, being hetero means never having to suck dick unless you lose a bet.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

love those dreams where you can suck your own dick, and it's so easy

Sir, this is a Wendy's

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

NSFW

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Whose cock was so long he could suck it.

He said with a grin

While wiping his chin

"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Wish I'd known this was an option like 20 years ago...