Fake: anon shit the bed
Gay: it was after butt stuff
this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2024
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I don't think that happened, unless the bedding was made of tarpaulin or clingfilm or something. But then you should assume that these stories haven't happened, so there.
Or he did more than just fart
Unless there is evidence to the contrary, one should generally assume these things are creative writing exercises.
I disagree. He said "I think [she smelled my fart]."
I absolutely believe that. I believe he thought that. I also believe he is stupid af.
How I made the day of someone below me miserable
You consider housekeepers to be beneath you?
If they would be working for me there is a clear hierarchy. Being shitty to them on top of that is just cruel.
In this scenario you aren't their boss, you're just leaving farts in the bed to ferment and they happened to break the hermetic seal.
And they will have to deal with them or maybe lose their job.
Oh but you are being shitty by equating a hierarchy to superiority.
Check your privilege, cunt.
Please, I have been nothing but nice. I have been treated badly by people for working under them. There is a clear hierarchy of power between a boss and an employee.
No, from your words alone I can tell you're in a position where you have people under you, and you believe they should "know their place".
Propagating what you're claiming you experienced yourself is a surefire way to prove you are acting haughty and any of your "points" should be discarded outright.
Excuse me?
If they would be working for me there is a clear hierarchy. Being shitty to them on top of that is just cruel.
Your words, not mine.
Well I was in a hotel once, the people there that went into my room to clean it were working for me, no?
There's no such thing as "below" someone. All people are equal.
Have you worked service jobs before?
I can't tell which would be worse,
You trying to say me saying everyone should be considered equal is invalid because you think I've never worked a service job.
Or you attempting to say I am below you for having worked them.
Either way, you're a cunt, so dearly fuck right off.
~~It's a secret third option, I suspect. You stated that everyone is equal so (by my interpretation) they meant to show you the difference between theory and practice. As in "if you've ever worked in the service industry you'd have experienced first-hand that often you are not treated as an equal".~~
Everybody is equal, but many assholes don't see it that way.
Edit: nevermind. Just got to the other comments further down and am shown, again, the folly of giving the benefit of the doubt.
that's what we like to believe, but simply believing doesn't make it come true
There are 2 groups of people: everyone else and the racist who are below them.
Racists don't like it because they believe their skin colour or location of birth makes them better than others.
not under capitalism :<
Are they? I do consider scum like Trump, Musk, Putin and fascists like them below me. Although admittedly they hardly qualify as people.
From a moral standpoint maybe, but not an absolutist one.