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Anon sets a trap (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I don't think that happened, unless the bedding was made of tarpaulin or clingfilm or something. But then you should assume that these stories haven't happened, so there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Or he did more than just fart

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Unless there is evidence to the contrary, one should generally assume these things are creative writing exercises.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

I disagree. He said "I think [she smelled my fart]."

I absolutely believe that. I believe he thought that. I also believe he is stupid af.