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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

The corpse of Harry Potter that's slowly coming back to life

Oh wait, that movie exists already

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The same volleyball, but he's imagining it and he's the only one who can see it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A dakimakura, AKA a body pillow. Needs an anime character on it, obviously.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Of coure the large breasted, scarcely dressed waifu of questionable age shall still be referred to as "Wilson"

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Wouldn't the object need to be something of deep importance to the individual or be a poetic representation? I always assumed the volleyball was a symbol of everything he left behind. Things like recreation no longer mattered; only survival. :shrug: but I also thought the movie sounded incredibly boring. If you want a random item, go for qualities like "awkward to carry" or "gets hot when left in the sun". Give your characters personality or force them to choose that object at a moment it's inconvenient.

  • An oversized diamond/ faberge egg - it's valuable, heavy or fragile and inconvenient, in a critical moment your character may need to smash it against something risking damage
  • Teddy Roxbury/furby - favorite toy growing up? Creepy voice at stalking moments? Mid point twist when the batteries die?
  • Harmonica - potentially a little Disney princess forest friend vibes
  • Bowling ball - Wilson prolly plays a little different when it's not feasible to take him on a raft, prevents you from climbing trees and burns precious calories transporting. Mobility is now a plot point. Decent weapon tho
  • Toilet plunger/brush - everyday object that can be utilized differently, maybe adds that little bit extra reach to save the day?
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can I just suggest that to mix things up a bit, this one should be set on a peninsula.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Ooh, I've thought of one: a helium balloon. Imagine the tension as he occasionally forgets to hold the string!

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A walkie talkie that he can't find any batteries for.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Oh look, a chainsaw. Now I just have to find gas...

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh wow look at what the tides have swept ashore. A Pringles can, some rubber gloves and a few sponges.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

a super valuable in-the-original packaging giant boba fett action figure, he's tormented by keeping it mint in case he ever gets back, somehow the rocket launcher ends up saving his life.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A coconut. Those who know, will know. Those who don't, may their innocence last forever.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Grandma "So that's what a coconut is used for."

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"I've been doing it wrong all these years"

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Grandma is doing a goatse.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do your work for you, you say?

Or is this a hobby project?

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do your work for you, you say?

That reminds me, tomorrow I will need everyone here to proofread the latest revision of my screenplay for the "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt" horror movie.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Alongside anti work, maybe there's room for a shittyGPT community for people asking us to do their work for them? (sorta like that Photoshop guy that always looks for the malicious compliance angle)

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Haha yeah. Love that guy btw.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

A mannequin

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

A pot plant which he might try take care of for a while before realising it's plastic, but has already grown attached to it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Starring JD Vance

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

A furby or tickle me Elmo.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

How about a pet rock?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Some piece of very modern technology that floats. I think Wilson in the movie represents Hank's character's last grasp at a shred of civilization, so he holds onto it as hard as he can. My first idea was an e-ink tablet with an author's face on it, but that's a little too on the nose. Maybe it should be something that reflects how much more reliant we are on our modern conveniences than we were during the original.

Edit: Raycon earbuds. He calls them Ray and if you're lucky that might also bring in some sponsorship money

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

A toaster. Toasters are friends

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

A helicopter

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

A big rock that has the vague shape of a human face.

I know someone who had such a rock in their house. They kept a cigarette in its "mouth."

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Wilson from House M.D., who, after surviving cancer, decided to retire from oncology and live as a recluse on a desert island.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Miss Piggy.

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