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Sick burn (slrpnk.net)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The little couch fucking shit weasel. He had an answer and it wasn’t half bad. Then he redirected to his false equivalency bullshit.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (4 children)

What the fuck is with the eyeliner lol

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

This is fucking beautiful.

[–] [email protected] 217 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's like when Sideshow Bob was running for Mayor and used ads denouncing Mayor Quimby for letting crooks like Sideshow Bob out of jail.

[–] [email protected] 99 points 2 months ago (19 children)

Vance isn’t nearly as intelligent as Bob. But I did laugh at the comparison.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can we get the actual clip?

[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 months ago (4 children)

CNN Post with video. Quote starts at 1:07 mark

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I've never heard this guy talk so hearing his voice...

I mean, I'm not saying that I've ever talked to a couch fucker but....yeah, the voice sort of says couch fucker.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Lets call it what it is. He fucks underage couches. That makes him a rapist. He's a couch rapist.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

at least he isn't a squeaker like shapiro or peterson.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There’s a reason that rumor spread so effectively

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The author of the tweet never even tried to claim it was true, either. When the couch thing blew up, they even specifically said that it was just a joke. You’re exactly right, though. There’s just something about Vance that makes it seem believable.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Well, if you've read any of his Hillbilly Elegy, it fits. He does this weird oscillation where he talks about his humble roots, and then is incredibly condescending towards anyone in a similar situation.

Apparently he's better than that now.

He could talk about how he was so desperate he fucked his couch. But then, once he had money, he was able to attract an actual woman. He still occasionally fucks a couch, just for nostalgia, but all those other people who are still fucking couches are sad and gross.