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Adoption Certificate for Nellie, the Daily Thread numbat (with thanks to @Catfish)
Whenever I go to the deli I always ask for a big handful of ham. Well the other day the young lass grabs the most pitiful handful so I encouraged her to grab more by saying "bigger" but because it was shredded it all clumped together. I left with 450g of ham off the bone.
I think I'm gonna make ham and cheese muffins today.
it's a bit windy , storm blew out my power board
fixed now, jut had to reset
I opened the ceiling hatch! There are neither dead bodies nor an 80s porn stash.
Anyone get any cunning ideas for bandit proofing an auto cat feeder? I'm thinking plate steel and welding sort of level ๐พ
Eating it yourself can solve the problem......
Unfortunately Covid did not murder my tastebuds, so this is deemed unacceptable
It's official!
I haven't slept more than 3 hours in a row for a year.
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Can I please get a box of Labrador puppies and a jar of peanut butter.
That overbite is disturbing
I love Tuna.
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Thanks
Some mental fortitude for a difficult psych session coming up today pls
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Coffee icecream and pain pills please.
โ๏ธ๐ฆ๐๐ Not sure if you want pills that give you pain or remove it. Gave you both.
Thank you, I'll take the one for my achy teeth and save the other for a special occasion
Can you please give me witchies umbrella instead, if shes already getting a raincoat that's only fair to share...
Also some onion-jam and cheese tarts, aaaand... A pint of Guinness!
Umbrellas are first come first served. You can have the beach one. โฑ๏ธ
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Ok โน๏ธ I'm going to look silly walking to work though
You could take a few eyes out with that thing.
Pretend you are CarrotMan
A cup of tea and some toast and marmalade please. With a side order of a nice dry raincoat and a new umbrella.
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