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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Diplodocus is loaded with gonorrhea. It's just that the sex kills you before he spreads it to ya.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

...while he spreads it to you.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Diplo

  • American DJ
  • music producer
[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago
  • causes gonorrhea
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

May or may not cause gonorrhea.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I always see diplodocus and wanna call it a boopasarus because in Ark: Survival Evolved they’re friendly guys who just boop you around everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

If one bums you you end up with a mega sore arse

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Both gram negative, I'd assume

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Next time I fire up Ark i am taming the closest Diplodocus and naming it Mr. Diplococcus.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (3 children)

This idiot never heard about all those diplodocus orgies

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

So much oil.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

God dammit. I never get invited to the fun parties.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

correlation does not equal causation

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why is one spelt with a double C at the end though

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Because it's derived from the Greek kokkos, meaning berry, because the bacteria are round (like berries) and not elongated like other bacteria.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Ah! Thank you for that knowledge

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

super cool info

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Big-o’dickus

  • very big
  • causes gonorrhea (or I already had it, idk)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

He had a wife, you know

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Drip-o'dickus

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

😋

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

dipaloadadickus

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

duplocockus