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I don't think my fat ass would fit.if I sit down, you might need to call the fire department.
I'm not even a very big guy but I'm no twig.π
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Smaller toilet, duh.
make a singing joe biden head come out of the toilet
You have all that space in the Complex and you put a toilet there?
Have R2 shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level.
seems cozy to me
Get a much smaller toilet, or move to a bigger house.
Wouldn't the bigger house make the bathroom seem even smaller?
Iβm not suggesting they take the bathroom with them, more leave it behind and forget about it.
But then where would they poop?
Mirrors on both walls
Use this angle as a 2D canvas for a shape or a picture. You want to go sit there and see what it looks like from that angle.
I do not see any "no diving" signs on the toilet tank. That is a pool of water of less than 8 feet so someone might think they can try diving into it if they don't have a sign to remind them not to!
I'd knock one of the walls down, preferably the one the door is on to make it an open concept design. It'll make the room look wayy more modern.
Put a conveyor belt on the floor which can go both directions, plus some great tunes. Like Mama from Spice Girls
..or like that Jamiroquai music video!
And make the direction randomized for added excitement
Paint the walls with vantablack and you won't be able to tell how big the room is or isn't.
Put a plaque on the door saying "execution chamber"
Refuse to elaborate
Leave
Mirrors. In this case, everything should have a mirror on it.
Chorus line vibes...
That better be a bidet, because there isn't enough room to wipe in there
My thought exactly.
We have a cluster of toilets at work, where the toilets are too close to the wall for you to wipe. But it's only on one side, the other side is fine, and it's alternating sides (because of plumbing).
I've considered putting up signs saying "left hand wipe toilet", because being right handed and not realizing the issue before splash down sucked.
Higher ceiling.
Longer hallway.
And taper it ever so slightly inwards.
Light switch by the toilet, light bulb by the door.
Good thing that the toilet stopped the walls from closing in!
We're alive, you did it C-3PO!
I don't know...a grenade?
This would be great for people who are fall risks.
Jesus. Thats too much room. Add a bed bunk and basin in the wall. You will be able to the tripple the rent as another home.
Ask little john
Get some galvanized steel rods and some loose self tapping screws from your aunt's handbag.
like this:
Knock out a wall or two.
This is the breakroom toilet at Lumon
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