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Ken M on love-making (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (51 children)

For the love of God can't we just make sex work legal, take the shame out of it, and STOP associating it with massage? PLEASE?!?

I've been a massage therapist for almost 20 years now and have got the point where the sex jokes hit with about the same impact as asking the cashier if something is free if the item doesn't scan at the register. I work in hospice, and not 3 weeks ago I had a patient's brother in law giggle and ask me if I gave his sister in law a happy ending. My inside voice said "no, sorry, she's still breathing so she has to keep dealing with you" while my outside voice pretended not to hear the comment.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Usually just flip on some Murder She Wrote when I need to get my Dick in the mood. Been married 43 years come November.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Everyone loves a little horsey surprise

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Or, according to Dune author Frank Herbert, from watching a man climb a mountain. (See Heretics of Dune)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (12 children)

To be fair, not a single character in the Dune universe is a regular human. They're the equivalent of those plum-sized GMO strawberries at the grocery store.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (2 children)

We are all able to achieve sexual climax on this BLESSED day!

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So, uh, what article is this? Asking for a friend

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Here we have proof that ten years ago Facebook was still comedy heaven.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Ken M was peak

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