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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Tosh just had an astronaut on his podcast. He said they grew romaine lettuce in space, but NASA told them not to eat them because NASA wanted to test them for microbials.

The astronauts ate the lettuce anyway. I'm thinking someone might have took the chance and tried ancient cheese or honey. I know I would have, but I might have been dead too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Eh if someone is willing to risk their life to eat it then they should be allowed to go for it

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The honey is good. Archeologists have found 3000 year old honey that's perfectly edible.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My mother, who believes in never, ever throwing food away until you can actually see the mold growing, bought a giant plastic jug of honey that she used for most of my childhood. It got sludgier and sludgier as the sugars solidified. Eventually, you could only get it liquid enough to use if you put it in the microwave for a while. And then, even that didn't work and it was basically just a solid mass of amber sugar gunk.

So I always found that story hard to buy and now I know it wasn't true. Thanks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Crystalized honey is still good! Crystalization is a natural occurrence for honey. Just needs to be heated to be liquid again -- though some people actually prefer it crystalized because they can spread it with a butter knife

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

No amount of heating made it liquid again after a few years.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

You can do anything once.

You might die, but you can do it once.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

Uhh, the point of archeology is wearing cool outfits and escaping devious mechanical traps, obviously.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can eat the bog butter though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

We're talking about archaeology not paleontology.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Honestly the French would probably still have a go at it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

MAY be?

It might also be delicious and there's only one way to find out for certain

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Can probably just cut the rotten part off the top and the rest should be fine…

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Pfff brucellosis is only a life long chronic disease, not acutely deadly. I'll take the risk

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You can eat the mummies tho

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I prefer making them into paint.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Mummy Brown? Huh, wonder where they got that name from.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

All right, who here has the cheese touch?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

you link a picture of the tweet, but not the article?

what disease is it...

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe SteveMRE would take a wack, I've seen him eat 82 year old beef and he's still uploading. If anyone can do it, he can.

"Let's get this out onto a plate" - "Nice"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Has Ashens retired from eating expired food?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

The real pharaoh's curse is the cheese we find along the way

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Skin chips! There's still mummia for all your cannibalistic cravings.

::: spoiler • Insane that this lead to and crossed the age of colonialism right? Super bright people, the lot of us.

The usage of mumiya as medicine began with the famous Persian mumiya black pissasphalt remedy for wounds and fractures, which was confused with similarly appearing black bituminous materials used in Egyptian mummification. This was misinterpreted by Medieval Latin translators to mean whole mummies. Starting in the 12th century and continuing until as far as the 19th century, mummies and bitumen from mummies would be central in European medicine and art, as well as Egyptian trade.

After Egypt banned the shipment of mummia in the 16th century, unscrupulous European apothecaries began to sell fraudulent mummia prepared by embalming and desiccating fresh corpses.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Unscrupulous European apothecaries began to sell fraudulent mummia prepared by embalming and desiccating fresh corpses.

Dr. Phibes learned the tools of the trade from one of these apothecaries.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That made me want to watch the movie again. I checked YouTube and, lo and behold:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_znqhYKGUY

Every so often, the internet doesn't suck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Cool - I'm also watching again and I'm sure I'll get goosebumps again, when he tells Dr. Vesalius "I am already dead".

Wonderful

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago (1 children)

chants softly

Ancient cheese with a deadly disease

Ancient cheese with a deadly disease

Ancient cheese with a deadly disease

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

gently building rhythm guitar strumming, drums fade in